Man in Black vision
Society must be saved
Destruction follows

A flying buttress
Things collapse without support
Walls or Obama

Death with dignity
Life support is expensive
Oops...grandmother tripped

My reparations
Clear, crisp, legible screen fonts
Steve Jobs bad white guy

ObaMac’s iSpeech
App (free) beachballs and quits--not
Unexpectedly.

Bla-bla-bla-bla-blaaaaaaaa:
Terrorista Pelosi
Farts in a sewer.

The black Turtleman
Pours snake oil over heads of
Grateful chimpanzees.

Demolition site:
T-Rex Machines, mouths full of
Concrete, swing their necks.

Glossy Mac view-screens
A reflection of the times
You're soaking in it

I had sushi and
Five hundred and seventy
Five haikus for lunch.

The new fascism
Don't question a liberal
Or you're a racist

Two cocks: one small, one
Enormous. Enter Leopard.
He sucks the big one.

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A baseball home run
Brute force or bunting finesse
Both in the same game

Hardcore Boston fan
Once the Red Sox have been beat
There is no baseball

Well, I have to admit that ever since the Red Sox beat the Yankees in that down 0 to 3 comeback, they've had my heart. (That's the ol' "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" thing talkin'.) I still don't quite understand why they got rid of Manny, but it probably was a money thing. He played great for the Dodgers. He's a bit of a "personality," but not outrageously so. He's just fun. He seems so lackadaisical at times, but when he turns on the afterburners, he can really run the bases.

Manny, how I love
Ya, how I love ya, how I
Love ya, Manny, yeah.

That's a cheater's Haiku, I know, but I couldn't resist.

Now the goal is for Seattle's own Jamie Moyer to go out there Saturday for the Phillies and not get shelled.

If I could I would
Burn OS X to the ground
Piss on its ashes

quote:

If I could I would
Burn OS X to the ground
Piss on its ashes

LMAO. That one really got me. Why don't you tell us all how you really feel.

Upstairs or downstairs
They're coming to get you Barb
You're brother is dead

Beat 'em or burn 'em
They go up pretty easy
Shoot 'em in the head

Tommy and Judy
Somebody had a cookout
Sure looks like it, Tom

Right between the eyes
Another one for the fire
Send the wagon through

Jamie Moyer pitch
Slow, slowly, slower, slowest
Take that, Bob Feller

Cell phone in my ear
Walking like the zombie Borg
But I'm connected