I don't know about you guys, I couldn't buy the new music video by Christina Aguilera fast enough. Go ahead and ask me if I like the song, I'll wait...

No, really, out loud, ask me if I like the song. "Thalo, do you like the song?"

WHAT SONG?

THERE'S A SONG?

Holy crap, this is just great almost-porn. This is just Aguilera showing off her tight gym body in a variety of sexy fetish outfits. What kills me is how Fox news went ballistic over this. Was this appropriate? Sexy dancing in a CHURCH (uh, there was a church? Oh yeah... sorry, I was busy watching THE TITS). There were friggin' panelists worrying about the chilren, there were pundits talking about how sex sells everything. Duh, duh, duh.

Now, Lada Gaga also has a terrific tight body, and dresses up in crazy sexy outfits... Madonna shows off her body and boobs... Britney Spears loves to make sexy videos. But Christina Aguilera not only can really, really sing... she's just much more BEAUTIFUL than the other pop queens. She's the one who would make the best porn star out of all of them.

She actually looks great in all the vinyl and ball gags and wielding the riding crop. She carries it off. I WANT to see her in hot girl-on-girl action (the video doesn't disappoint)...

Gaga reminds me of just a chick from the neighborhood. Her body is terrific, and she's certainly just a WONDERFUL performance artist... but without all the wigs and makeup, she's got kind of an average (albeit pleasant) face. Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't throw any of the pop divas out of the sack. But Christina, that filthy little vixen, is like trading up to a Ferrari from a Saturn... she has actual beauty and symmetry, lips that won't quit, and a flawless complexion. And she's got the golden pipes. Seriously, in order to hear the song (meh) I had to turn off the video. This isn't about the song.

This is all about the video. Watch it. Buy it. She's red hot in it. Does sex sell? Oh my god, how I laughed at that question. Of COURSE it does. It did.

I will never look at chocolate syrup the same way again.

I think I just watched the new video on her website.

Yes she does have it all going. She pulls it off too. Christina went sex vixen early on. Works for her. What was that early song or album titled something like Dirty.

Meow.

Shows what I know, apparently Christina has taken a lot of heat for that video (which I thought was awesome)... and I guess it's a favorite target on the blogs, the point being that somehow Christina is plagarizing Lady GaGa, rather than surpassing her. Advance sales for her album tour have been so weak that she's canceling it altogether.

Career woes for Aguilera